My First-World Problems.

It just occurred to me.

Why is there a cooldown time for Shield Bash in Dragon Age? You’re hitting them in the face with your shield. The only requirement should be ”uses shield.”

The 28th .gif in your GIF folder is your reaction when Alistair asks you to spend the Night with him.

Because I’m jealous of myself.

The undercook in Arl Eamon’s Denerim estate is a tranny.

Or something. I went up to talk to ‘her’ and she had a dude voice, there was no mistaking it.

Bahahaha.

If Alistair had a mabari he would name it Barkspawn. What a stupid name.

A Night at the THEDAS ROXBURY!

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I am SO ashamed of myself for doing this.

WARNING: INCREDIBLY STUDLY!

For the record, I am listening to EPIC SAX while watching this, and I think I may die.

I lol’d.

Alistair: Then what does that make you?
Female warden: Just one of the boys?
Alistair: Sad, isn’t it?

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—	My thoughts - I AM A BRO!!! ~~i have a thing for bromances and bros okay.~~ ~~but i also have a thing for being in alistair’s pants, and that always wins out.~~ (via lacewhimsy) You and I. Let’s be best friends. Starting right now.

Alistair, I’m sorry I’m such a whore

But the achievements that came with banging Leliana and Zevran were just too tempting. And then so was the satisfaction of doing them after the achievements were gotten.
Basically what I’m saying is that I cheated on you with everyone I possibly could. But it’s cool, right? We can still get married and all that because they both dumped me when they found out I was with you. Right?
Oh and you already knew about me doing that transvestite prostitute in Denerim too.

Buh why is there no Alistair fanfiction in the world

I mean really my birthday is in six days and there is no Alistair to pathetically dream of celebrating it with.

Age of Dagrons, you create the best men but you leave me so heartbroken because you have to eeeend.