Why is there a cooldown time for Shield Bash in Dragon Age? You’re hitting them in the face with your shield. The only requirement should be ”uses shield.”
Because I’m jealous of myself.
Or something. I went up to talk to ‘her’ and she had a dude voice, there was no mistaking it.
I am SO ashamed of myself for doing this.
WARNING: INCREDIBLY STUDLY!
For the record, I am listening to EPIC SAX while watching this, and I think I may die.
Female warden: Just one of the boys?
Alistair: Sad, isn’t it?
My thoughts - I AM A BRO!!!
But the achievements that came with banging Leliana and Zevran were just too tempting. And then so was the satisfaction of doing them after the achievements were gotten.
Basically what I’m saying is that I cheated on you with everyone I possibly could. But it’s cool, right? We can still get married and all that because they both dumped me when they found out I was with you. Right?
Oh and you already knew about me doing that transvestite prostitute in Denerim too.