I always give Sten the Butterfly Sword and then attach fire runes to it so he has a flaming rainbow sword. I like to think he’s hiding something.
With every break-up comes the start of a new video game file.
Last time it was Dragon Age. This time it’s Skyward Sword.
It just occurred to me.
Why is there a cooldown time for Shield Bash in Dragon Age? You’re hitting them in the face with your shield. The only requirement should be ”uses shield.”
The elf and the statue
Zevran: I have a question for you Shale, how does it feel to be a giant statue?
Shale: What a bizarre question, how else would it feel?
Zevran: Does it hurt? Does it feel like you've been buried underneath a pile of rock? Or do you feel nothing at all?
Shale: I have nothing to compare it to. How does it feel to be called an inferior race when being compared to others who are just as soft and weak as you?
Zevran: ...Fine?
The 28th .gif in your GIF folder is your reaction when Alistair asks you to spend the Night with him.
Because I’m jealous of myself.
I think the whole ‘dwarves can’t do magic’ thing is all in their heads.
I mean, look what SANDAL did.
He just doesn’t have the capacity to realize magic dwarves aren’t real.
The undercook in Arl Eamon’s Denerim estate is a tranny.
Or something. I went up to talk to ‘her’ and she had a dude voice, there was no mistaking it.
