I saw this picture of somebody that I used to know on my tumblr feed as an internet famous thing and it basically ruined my night and I was talking to a ‘special friend’ and it just made me start talking like a fucking weirdo and I’m pretty sure I just freaked the ‘special friend’ out and I just uggh goddamnit why did he have to appear out of nowhere

pillory:

there’s no better feeling than laying next to the person you love and they don’t know you love them or that you’re in their house again

I’m slowly accepting the fact that I will never be able to have sex with a guy with rock hard abs.

Idk man, he has twitter, I have tumblr.  I just don’t know if it’ll work out.

Have you ever been so relieved that you just pooped yourself holy shit

I’m so sick and tired of being friendzoned by every guy I’m interested in without fail.  Next time I meet a guy I’m interested in I’m just not going to talk to him.  That way nothing will happen and I won’t get hurt again.

aestheticcannibal:

Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt

If you know anyone in these pictures, please tell me their names so I can rightfully list who is who. c:

http://crackerjackeyeliner.tumblr.com/ this is the first picture.

allison-crosswire:

ico-n:

perfectionlarry-justbullshippin:

bullshitingbravery:

evea-a:

everyone needs the D on their blog

Because we won’t be getting it anywhere else

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Reblogging just for that comment ^